The poor and downtrodden

Yes I am talking about me. This last week or so has just been one thing after another - OH POOR ME!!!!!!!!
The car decided to stop working- so off to the garage it was eventually towed. Then one of the cats decided to puke all over the place- so off to the vets she was towed. Then the kittens needed vaccinating- so back to the vets we went and I paid the bill- SOB SOB!!!
The outside tap sprang a leak on the same day as the car insurance demand dropped on the doormat. I can't believe how much it cost for the plumber to do a job that took 6 minutes.
On Friday- to add insult to injury- the cooker stopped working and blew the electric fuses in the process. I was half way through cooking a pizza- so we had underdone and lukewarm pizza for tea (very appetising). The upshot being that on Saturday I had to buy a new cooker EEEEKKKK!!!!!
The upside to this tale of woe is that the babies are lovely- they are allowed out to rampage around the lounge and wreck things. I can't believe that they are due their 1st vaccinations in less than 2 weeks time.