Introduction time

My name is Phoebe and I get to go first as I am the senior girl in this house.

My human slave calls me "Big Black Bag" which is alliteration at it's best but not very flattering.

I share my home with two slaves (human), 3 other girls (one of them my daughter)and 2 neutered boys. Then, of course , there is the big redhaired dollop that lives up the end of the garden (but he hardly rates a mention).

I get to chose where,when and with whom I sleep and my preference is in the middle of the slaves bed where I can lay stretched out like a bolster and stop them both from moving.

I've been told that I am a good mum and I like babies - but only if they are mine. I'm not keen on this mob of Maisie's as they show me no respect at all. Not even a sharp smack on the head and a good hiss seems to put the little blighters off stalking me.

I wanted to tell you about the other residents in this mad house but my female slave says that I've to let them speak for themselves.

Should be good for a laugh as those boys can't string 2 words together at the best of times and they can't spell for toffee.

I intend to keep a close eye on what's written here and I fully intend to pop on, when the mood takes me, and tell the true story of what goes on here.